POLITICAL BIASS unisex tee

POV: you rock up to the local coffee shop and the barista is hot as hell.

tight shirt and a sparkle in their eye.

guy or girl or (girl or guy?) - you pick your own adventure for this little fantasy.

you say "hey, how's it going?" with a shy giggle.

they smirk, look you up and down and say, "you look like you watch Fox News" while they serve up your pumpkin rice latte.

you feel conflicted because you're kind of offended but you just got a peek behind the counter and they are wearing skin-tight leather pants and that ass is bumpin'.

"only after sex" you say back, reinvigorated with confidence.

it seems that did the trick.

they wink, "right answer" they say as they write their number on your to-go cup.

boom town

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear, and for casual and semi-formal settings
• Manufactured in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.